February 14

Ms. Tess Turani (soon-to-be Sebastian)
1234 My Bed, My Apartment
New York, NYC

Dear Ms. Turani,

I'd like to discuss some business with you, in light of our current circumstances.

I understand your life's work is making connections between businesses and those who need help. I’ve had the opportunity of witnessing the partnerships you’ve initiated and the good you’ve done for both those close to you as well as perfect strangers. Cut to the chase: I’m impressed.

Just, the thing is…I'm finding I’m in need of some help myself. Some seriously kinky help.

So I was hoping tonight you'd make me your business. I'm all but a charity case when I think about how many hours it's been since I... pitched to you last. Meet me in the place we first saw each other?

Nah, that's not a question. I'm in charge. See you at 8.

Love,

Your Valentine, Scott